My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion
When I’m quiet:
2) don’t have anything to talk about
5) falling apart
6) all of the above
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
Cats do not like fruits
this is my favorite gif set.